The parenting tip I hear the most often is that I should write down all the funny things Teagan says before I forget them. At the time I think I won't forget them and I do. So before I forget these, here are some things that my child said recently that amused me.
My visiting teachers came over and Teagan was ready for them to leave. He stood up on a chair and announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen: This show is OVER!" Thankfully, my visiting teachers thought that was pretty funny.
Teagan was shopping with my mom and he asked if he could pick out a doughnut for Buzz. (My dad.) She told him he could and he chose a doughnut for his Grandpa. Then once it was in the paper sack, he asked if he could pick out a doughnut for himself. She agreed and he said, "OK. But I don't want a damaged one."
He got something in his eye once and it really bothered him. I am sure it was just a piece of lint or something. He starts screaming "There's a bug in my eye!" I looked in his eye, and didn't see anything, but I did seem rather concerned as anyone would at the thought of a bug being in your child's eye. Apparently I gave him too much attention over the matter. He now tells me there is a bug in his eye anytime I tell him to do something he doesn't want to do. (Like bedtime, potty time, clean-up time, etc.)
He has been on such a pirate kick lately. He is a bad pirate almost everyday. He calls me captain (so fitting) and sings pirate songs. His favorite is a really annoying song he learned from Backyardagains. It's to the tune of "What do you do with a drunken sailor" only they sing, "What do you do with a scurvy pirate?" Well, I heard him mumbling words together to the tune of the drunken sailor song so i figured he must know the song and I started singing it with him. Little did I know, I just taught my son the song "What do you do with a drunken sailor." He instantly caught on and sings it almost every day. The best part is, Darryl had to sing that song in choir in 7th grade and he knows the second verse and sang it to Teagan. Now my precious little toddler goes around singing: (I'm going to Teaganize it for you so you get the idea of how he pronounces the words)
What do ya do with a runtin sailor?
What do ya do with a runtin sailor?
What do ya do with a runtin sailor early-lie in the morning?
Put 'em in the longboat til he's sober
Put 'em in the longboat til he's sober
Put 'em in the longboat til he's sober early-lie in the morning.
(He pronounces early then lie. It's pretty funny.)
Today he was singing "Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a spider in his hat and called it macaroni."
Teagan looked at our wedding album and said, "Mama, are you a princess?" I told him yes and not to forget it.
Teagan asked to go to tranyafornia. When I asked him what was in tranyafornia, he said "My Reita." Darryl's parents (Curt and Reita) live in California. Despite us encouraging him to call her Grandma, he mostly calls her "my Reita." And Lance can attest to the fact that he is not too keen on sharing "his" Reita.
While riding in the car with my parents and Darryl and me, Teagan said, "If you want to come to my pirate party say ARGH!"
We put up our Christmas tree and Teagan was so thrilled. He was jumping up and down saying, "It's my Merry Christmas Tree! I'm so happy! I love you so much!" Then he would hug Darryl and me. It was adorable seeing him act so grateful to us for putting up the tree. It was also fun to see his enthusiasm for Christmas.
He asked a surprisingly intelligent question about a bodily function (really no point in grossing anyone out here) and after answering the question I commented to Darryl "He's quite a thinker." And Teagan said, "Hey, I'm not a stinker. Only my poop is stinky."
I will be adding to this post periodically so if you are interested in what he's saying, check back.