As most of you know, I have a mentally
handicapped uncle who lives with my grandmother in the basement apartment at my parents house. (My husband and I live with my parents also. We have 8 people, 2 poodles and a sugar glider in a 5 bedroom house. It gets a little crazy sometimes.) Well, my uncle Lynn is one of my favorite people. This is a good thing; especially because I am his favorite person. He likes the dogs better than any person, but it's good to know that I am at least his favorite human. He has a sense of humor that is unlike anything I can describe. He mental level ranges from about a 3 year old to about a 6 year old, depending on the task being performed. He can't tie his shoes, but he can tell you almost anything you want to know about any one of the hundreds of movies he owns.
Today he came upstairs once he got bored of my grandmother's company and decided to visit me. My son,
Teagan has been sick, so he saw a thermometer sitting in it's plastic case on the table next to where I was sitting with the baby. He asked, "that's
Teagan's monitor?" I told him that it was in fact
Teagan's thermometer to check his temperature to make sure he didn't have a fever. He then asked if
Teagan put it in his mouth. I told him that babies can't hold thermometers in their mouths. Before I could say another word, he stood up, started running toward the basement and said, "I don't even wanna know where you stick that thing!" I laughed pretty hard, and asked him if he wanted me to show him how it worked by taking his temperature, and he said, "Forget it!" and slammed the basement door as though he couldn't escape fast enough.
Sometimes, I really wonder what gets into him. He is hilarious. If I continue this blogging business, you will
definitely hear more about Lynn. He is always good for a laugh. It never fails to amaze me that someone with a disability like his can come up with that many clever things to say. I am just glad he finally stopped calling Darryl (my hubby) my ex-boyfriend's name. Now I just need to get him to quit asking me when Andrea is going to have a baby. He thinks that since I have one, she should too.
After all, we have always done practically everything together. Andrea, I am going to give him your phone number so he can pester you about it. (Not that he knows how to dial)